“We are not being fed!”

Anderson Cooper evolves as spokesperson for swamp dweller’s in a fit of “We are not being fed!”

Cooper unloads on press secretary Sara  Sanders because the M.S.M is not privy to the latest news releases from the White House. “In the past three months these daily releases have dwindled down to almost nothing said, Anderson.” I guess we can assume the media giants will be dredging the Potomic for fresh food.

There is a bolo alert out on “Frankenfish.”  You remember them they are a cross between an eel, snake and piranha that breathes air and has needle like teeth and grows to three feet long. Well the media can get fresh food from the Potomic just remember to spit out the teeth.

 

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